But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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