I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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