My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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