fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
40s are totally the cure
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
