Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
