That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
40s are totally the cure
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Randomize
