Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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