That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
