AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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