If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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