He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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