no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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