question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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