mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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