So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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