Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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