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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.

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• (310): View more from California

  So how was last night?

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  Let's just say I danced with the devil

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  Huh?

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  I'm going to Hell for sure

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• (585): View more from New York

  ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!

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  Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.

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  You're welcome.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"

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  I stand by it.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.

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