JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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