It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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