I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
