hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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