I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
being pregnant is like rehab
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
My bed smells like the plague
Congratulations! We have a period
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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