dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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