Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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