i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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