Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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