I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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