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I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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