How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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