what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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