dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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