Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
