did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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