roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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