You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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