My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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