His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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