Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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