Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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