this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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