I just made out with a guy for $7.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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