using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my sisters under your porch take her home
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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