i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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