I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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