Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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