I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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