I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Randomize
