dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
