ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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