Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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