somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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