i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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