I have demons in me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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