Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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